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2021 Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio Road Test

2021 Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio
In this tranquil setting, Alfa Romeo’s Stelvio Quadrifoglio doesn’t appear so outrageously quick.

If you’re considering a performance SUV, I have four words of advice: Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio. Despite being compact in size, or maybe because of it, the feisty Italian is one of the fastest production utilities ever created.

How fast is it? It’s evenly matched against Mercedes-AMG’s similarly sized GLC 63 S off the line, both holding title to quickest in their compact luxury SUV class, while it edges out the segment’s second-fastest BMW X3 M Competition by 3 km/h at 283 km/h (176 mph) compared to 280 (174). Possibly more important from an all-round performance perspective, the Stelvio Quadrifoglio has earned more fastest lap records than any SUV available new today.

2021 Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio
Only one SUV can outgun the Stelvio Quadrifoglio, another Italian that goes by the name of Urus.

It doesn’t hurt that it shares racing pedigree limelight with the aforementioned three-pointed star brand, even if Alfa Romeo Racing ORLEN is no Mercedes-AMG Petronas Formula One Team. Afla’s just older, wiser and cooler than Merc, the Italian brand having been formed in 1915 compared to Mercedes’ 1922 (a technicality, but it’s F1 and I’m running with it). Likewise, I’d rather hang out with Alfa’s older, wiser and cooler driver and F1 champion Kimi Räikkönen than seven-times world champ Lewis Hamilton too. Kimi’s chill and hilarious, while Lewis is always so serious, and so political… but I digress.

2021 Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio
Do you need to ask? Of course the hood louvres are functional.

Or did I? After all, when we buy a premium branded car, especially a performance model with awesome street cred, most of us buy into the company that builds it as much as the vehicle itself. Whether we want to admit it or not, branding sells, and while Alfa Romeo doesn’t reach as many luxury buyers are Mercedes-Benz, I’m willing to wager a bet the majority of those who buy into Alfa do so with more enthusiasm. Maybe it’s an Italian thing. Alfa is all about red-blooded passion.

2021 Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio
Sticky Pirelli performance rubber helps keep the 2021 Quadrifoglio on the straight and narrow, or at least between the lines on a curving backroad.

That Alfa Romeo is infused with more racing pedigree than most of its competitors doesn’t hurt matters either, the brand even fielding a Formula One team, which can’t be said for all of its key competitors except Mercedes-AMG—Aston Martin’s larger and much pricier DBX isn’t a direct competitor. You don’t buy one of these things because you’re being practical. Sure, a Stelvio is easier to stow things inside than a Giulia or any other premium sedan, and it seats four large adults in comfort or five in a pinch, but you can do that in a RAV4, and go pretty quick to boot, if it’s the new plug-in hybrid.

2021 Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio
A quad of tailpipes seems fitting given this Alfa’s name.

Pretty quick is one thing, but the Stelvio Quadrifoglio’s top track speed is only beaten by Aston Martin’s new DBX amongst SUVs, the little Alfa managing 283 km/h (176 mph), as noted earlier, with the Aston whisking past at a heady 291 km/h (181 mph). The Quad is actually quicker from standstill to 100 km/h, leaving the exotic super-SUV behind as if it’s standing still, the two brands’ official 0-100 km/h times claimed to be 3.8 seconds to 4.5. That’s not even in the same ballpark, let alone on the same track (although the DBX looked fabulous pulling up behind the Merc, Red Bull, McLaren, Ferrari, AlphaTauri, Alfa, Alpine, Williams, Haas, and yes, Aston F1 cars as the official medical car at the Bahrain GP last weekend).

2021 Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio
The Stelvio Quadrifoglio’s cabin is downright exotic.

Aston will likely follow up the current DBX with a stronger performing version at some point, just like Porsche does with its various Cayenne trims. The German brand’s Turbo S E-Hybrid is monstrous, while Bentley’s massive Bentayga Speed completely defies physics, but at least for now we can’t deny the hard numbers. The Stelvio Quadrifoglio is even quicker from zero to 100 km/h than those just-noted uber utes. It’s not the quickest of all, mind you, this honour going to Lamborghini’s phenomenal Urus, which is capable of jettisoning from standstill to 100 km/h in a ferocious 3.4 seconds, while independent testers have claimed even quicker times.

2021 Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio
The amount of leather, pseude, carbon fibre, aluminum, and other top-tier materials makes the little Alfa SUV feel like it’s worth tens of thousands more.

Of course, I haven’t even mentioned a host of super-fast SUVs, like the Dodge Durango SRT that’s good for a 4.6-second zero to 100km/h time and 250 km/h (155mph) of top speed, or the Mercedes-AMG GLA 45 that can sprint to 100 km/h in 4.5 seconds and also gets limited to 250 km/h (155 mph). Rolls-Royce’s Cullinan Black Badge also hits 100 km/h in a scant 4.5 seconds and tops out at 250 (155), while the Porsche Macan Turbo (4.5 and 269/167), Range Rover Velar SV Autobiography Dynamic Edition (4.5 and 273/170), and Range Rover Sport SVR (4.5s and 291/181 respectively) have similar performance numbers.

2021 Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio
The Stelvio Quadrifoglio’s cockpit is comfortable, luxurious, and most importantly fully capable of holding driver in place during hard charging.

Jaguar’s F-Pace SVR is a bit quicker off the line (4.3 and 250/155), while Mercedes-AMG’s GLE 63 S is faster still (3.9 and 280/174), as is BMW’s X5 M Competition (3.9 and 285/177), Maserati’s Levante Trofeo (3.9 and 301/187), the Audi’s RS Q8 (3.9 and 306/190). Ford’s Mustang Mach-E GT SUV is even quicker (3.7 and 209/130), as is the Durango SRT Hellcat (3.7 and 289/180), Jeep’s Grand Cherokee Trackhawk (3.7 and 289/180), while Tesla’s Model X P100D (2.8 and 262/163) leaves everything in electric dust. BMW’s X3 M Competition zips to 100 km/h in 4.2 seconds, incidentally, while the Bentayga Speed and Cayenne Turbo S E-Hybrid require 4.0 seconds and 3.8 seconds respectively.

2021 Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio
Disappointed the Quadrifoglio’s gauges aren’t fully digital? We weren’t.

I’ve driven some of the above and each were crazy fun, but all said there’s something extraordinarily special about the Stelvio Quadrifoglio. It feels lighter and nimbler than most, and the music made from its snarling sextet of pistons and rambunctious quartet of tailpipes is like nothing else this side of the fabulous Giulia Quadrifoglio. Combined with accompanying G forces bashing my backside into a perfectly formed leather- and Alcantara-covered driver’s seat, not to mention similar forces trying to expel me beyond that seat’s sizeable side bolsters when pushing the envelope through twisting backroads, this SUV is shockingly good.

2021 Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio
The red engine start/stop button on the steering wheel is fabulous!

Trust me, I did my best to drive slowly. I truly did. In fact, I more or less succeeded in maintaining posted limits around the city and along rural highways, especially where joy-sucking regulation enforcers have been known to drink coffee and eat donuts while poking radar guns out windows of less inspirational Ford Explorers, but I failed miserably when beyond my city’s outer perimeter, where ideal strips of perfectly aligned pavement stretched diagonally across farmland to connect minuscule communities with circuitous secondary backroads and even quicker-paced byways. This is where Alfa’s Quadrifoglios were designed to run freely, and where I quickly learned how otherworldly this little utility is to drive.

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Alfa has made big improvements with its infotainment system.

Spin its DNA drive selector to the “d” position for sportier Dynamic mode, or turn it one position farther for “RACE”, which results in even more intense performance, and prepare for ridiculous levels of speed, not to mention one of the most enticingly exhaustive snap, crackle and pop cacophonies to ever emanate from the rear of a vehicle.

Alfa Romeo wraps a beautiful set of 20-inch alloys in 255/45R20 front and 285/40R20 rear Pirelli P Zero performance rubber, which can cling to most any kind of road surface. The specially-chosen tires combine ideally with a smartly sorted chassis that feels as if it could run rings around any competitor.

2021 Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio
This is where you’ll find “RACE” mode.

My driving position was excellent. Alfa slightly squared-off the Quad’s leather-wrapped sport steering wheel, which was just large enough to feel substantive without being cumbersome. It features nicely formed thumb spats for a good grip, these just ahead of long alloy paddle shifters that are attached to the steering column instead of the wheel. This means they’re always where they’re supposed to be, even when the wheel’s rotated in a given direction multiple times. The steering column’s tilt and reach adjustability is generous as well, with the latter matching excellent seat adjustment. My long-legged, short-torso frame fit in well, not always the case with some rivals, which resulted in good control and much-appreciated comfort.

2021 Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio
Few production vehicles have better seats.

No wonder Alfa Romeo’s team of professional drivers have had no issue setting global track lap records. The Stelvio Quadrifoglio leads every SUV made at Britain’s famed Silverstone (2:31.6) racetrack, not to mention Donington Park (1:21.1), and the Indy Circuit at Brands Hatch (55.9), but to be fair I must admit its record-setting 7:51.7-minute lap around the Nürburgring Nordschleife was recently broken by the aforementioned GLC 63 S, the hyper-Merc laying down a wickedly quick lap time of 7.49.369 minutes.

2021 Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio
A panoramic sunroof is always appreciated.

Both are faster in one lap of the 20.832-km mountainside racetrack than the next-best Porsche Cayenne Turbo S, however, which did the deed in 7:59.7 minutes, while the Range Rover Sport SVR could only manage the course in 8:14 minutes. Until one of the previously mentioned super-SUVs chooses to take these two little compacts on at the ‘Ring, they’ll likely remain top of the “Green Hell” podium.

Back to my need for fairness, the Urus nabbed the title from this Stelvio Q at one of my favourite racecourses, California’s Laguna Seca. It makes sense for the 641-horsepower super-ute to beat the little Alfa, especially when factoring in the latter SUV’s comparatively bargain-basement price, but its 1:40.9-minute record lap wasn’t all that much better than the Stelvio’s 1:43.5-minute trip around the ultra-challenging track.

2021 Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio
The second-row is amply large for this class, while it’s finished just as nicely as the passenger compartment up front.

You can get into a 2021 Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio for just $98,995, by the way, which is merely a fraction of the Urus’ $285,000 price tag. The top-tier Merc-AMG GLC starts at $94,900, by the way, while a W12-enhanced Bentayga is even pricier than the Lambo. The super-quick Audi is a happy medium at $126,500, but that’s still a lot of extra moola for its slower straight-line speed and only slightly higher terminal velocity. There’s a lot more to any of these SUVs than only performance, mind you, but despite not being a Lamborghini or Bentley, the top-line Stelvio won’t exactly leave you feeling like you’re down and out.

2021 Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio
The Stelvio’s 40/20/40-split rear seatbacks make for optimal cargo/passenger flexibility, while the track system is great for tying down cargo.

It doesn’t matter which premium branded super SUV you opt for, its interior will come stuffed full of contrast-stitched leather with ultra-suede accents, brushed and polished metals, plus glossy carbon-fibre trim, and more, while high-grade pliable composite surfaces are used where one of the above coverings won’t work. The Stelvio Quadrifoglio is no exception. That said, at just under $100k it’s not going to blow away a Bentayga owner, but its interior design is nevertheless alluring, quality of workmanship excellent, and overall sense of luxury impressive.

2021 Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio
Release levers on the cargo area sidewalls will drop the second-row seatbacks.

I was happy to learn of its updated infotainment system too, the interface more user-friendly and graphically inspiring than a four-cylinder Stelvio I drove before. Its drag and drop tile/widget design made it more customizable too, while it can do most anything its competitors can, plus compile performance statistics via various “pages” showing boost, torque, lateral Gs, etcetera.

I was surprised, but not disappointed that a fully-digital gauge cluster wasn’t included, being that the analogue dials and sporty circular shrouds looked fabulous and worked well. A large speedo and tach bookended a big high-definition multi-information display in the middle, this screen complete with the usual functions.

2021 Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio
The Stelvio Quadrifoglio’s V6 is a real thing of beauty.

Along with the impeccably finished cabin and outrageous performance, the Stelvio Quadrifoglio is plenty practical too. It’s an SUV after all, and therefore came with a comfortable, sizeable second row with three seatbelts across, as well as three-way outboard seat heaters, two USB-A charge ports on the backside of the front console, great rear ventilation, and overall refinement as nicely finished as the front seating area.

The cargo compartment was similarly impressive, and roomy enough for the majority of peoples’ requirements. An especially useful 40/20/40 split-folding rear seatback expanded on its cargo carrying capacity further, while Alfa also included an smartly engineered aluminum track system for strapping down items that might otherwise fly about (for those moments when you temporarily forget you’re supposed to be carting cargo and start driving like Mario).

2021 Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio
A closer look shows the green four-leaf clover that has adorned top models for decades.

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2021 Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio
Alfa Romeo’s Stelvio Quadrifoglio is a great way to wake up every morning.

To reiterate, the Stelvio Quadrifoglio is up against some very worthy premium competitors, but the fact that you’ll need to spend more than $250k in order to get something capable of outrunning it says everything you need to know. Mercedes’ fastest GLC is a more direct match and should be up for consideration, but its twin-turbo V8 doesn’t provide the same kind of high-strung audio track as Alfa’s 2.9-litre twin-turbo V6, making the Italian more like watching (and listening to) classic F1, and the Merc more akin to today’s fast yet dull sounding hybrid machinery.

We also need to consider standard features and options. The Stelvio Quadrifoglio comes mostly loaded up with features, other than approximately $4k worth of add-ons, whereas the AMG GLC 63 S can be had for slightly less in base form, but the German model needs to be optioned up with more than $26k of extras to come in line with the Italian SUV. This probably makes the Stelvio Quadrifoglio the wiser choice financially, even though you probably won’t care what it costs once behind the wheel.

Review and photos by Trevor Hofmann